shit sprouter

one who speaks confidently on subjects of which they actually have no knowledge. sh-t sprouters usually posses an air of authority and have been known to exude excessive self confidence when sprouting sh-t, hiding the fact that they really know nothing. sh-t can also be sprouted deliberately as malicious misinformation, often to coerce people into making decisions that ultimately benefit the sprouter. similar in nature to a bullsh-t artist or con-man, but much harder to spot as the sh-t sprouter may be so over compensating their ignorance that they might not actually be aware of the fact that they are sprouting sh-t, and in some sick way, believe their own sh-t.
ignorant sprouting:
sh-t sprouter: “our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger.”
designer: “oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?”
sh-t sprouter: ignores the question “consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!”

deliberate sprouting:
sh-t sprouter: “we’re all voting for parvity dude, you should switch your vote”
victim: “oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, i’ll do that”
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malicious sprouting:
overpaid sh-t sprouter: “hey, you know that dipsh-t in accounting earns more than you”
underpaid victim: “really? i’m so gonna go on strike”
overpaid sh-t sprouter: secretly laughing “yeah man, you should do that – f-ck the establishment!”