shit stamp


when you pull your d-ck out of a sh-tty -ss and slap it on the other persons back casuing a sh-tty outline of your d-ck.
after i pulled out i sh-t stampped that wh-r-, then she sh-t on my b-lls.
when you have wiped your -ss so many times and have such ring of fire that you literally can only take a wad of toilet paper and stamp it on your -ss in hopes of wiping excess cr-p
after eating a wicked meal of extra spicy indian food and having the runs i was eventually forced to sh-tstamp myself

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