shit-swabbing
two of the greatest, non-s-xual, feelings in the world are a) when you have to sh-t really bad and you finally relieve yourself. and, b) when you clean your ears out with a cotton swab. when you do the two things together, it is the most amazing feeling!
dude, i’m totally sh-t-swabbing on the toilet right now. 🙂
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