Shit Swipe
when a courtesy flush does not do the trick and skid marks are still present, a sh-t swipe is in need. when you flush the toilet and the water receeds, grab a handful of toilet paper and “swipe” the skid marks. this should leave your toilet bowl clean.
that sh-t i just took was so large, i had to sh-t swipe.
i’m wiping my credit card on my -sshole
that way when i go to buy stuff i’ll leave my
sh-t stain on the credit card machine after
it is swiped….
then when everyone uses the same machine will
get my sh-t on their card…
and eventually on their hand…
when they start eating food
it’ll be my sh-t on their hands…
and into their f-ckin mouth
my sh-t swipe is contagious
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