shit test
a test that a girl performs on a male by saying or doing something to judge the reaction or response from him.
i talked all the night and didn’t let that chick perform her sh-t tests on me man, until she got drunk.
we went out together and everything was great. but, i failed one sh-t test, and got dumped.
when a b-tch tries to act like a man and tries to see if he’ll do ridiculous things for her or what his boundries are.
b-tch1)baby will you hold my purse while i go flirt with another man?
b-tch2)wow, i can’t believe that so called man failed your sh-ttest.
the very pinnacle of being sh-tty, and when nothing can be any more sh-tty than what that person or thing is seen to be at that very moment.
example in conversation:
guy 1) “did you hear mike dumped claire?”
guy 2) “no way, when?”
guy 1) “on the same day her dad died”
guy 2) “christ…that’s the sh-ttest thing ever”
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