Shit through a straw


a case of diarrhea, so violent and non-solid, that the subject could perform the above-mentioned.
“i drank a gallon of apple cider yesterday and was sh-tting through a straw for three hours this morning. sweat was pouring off my forehead.”

“you might not want to chow that #5 from taco bell, man. it might make you sh-t through a straw.”

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