shit tickets


toilet tissue/toilet paper… plain and simple.
i’m going to be in here for a while, we’re outta god-mn sh-t tickets
toilet paper. usually the cheap cr-p that they give you at work.
i had an awful case of green apple quickstep but ran outta sh-t tickets.
euphemism for toilet paper
hey man, you’re outta sh-t tickets. how’s about runnin’ to the store real quick? i can’t get up.
one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
did you get the sh-t tickets because i got to go to the show
a piece of toilet paper
“i need to wipe my -ss, but i’m all out of sh-t tickets!”
toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
i have to go to the store and buy some sh-t tickets
square of soft paper used to remove feces from one’s -n-s.
the men’s restroom did not have enough sh-t tickets to clean my -ss!.

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