shit tits


1. a. an exclamatory phrase conveying sentiments of astonishment, surprise, anger, annoyance, bewilderment or other general feelings of shock. should be spoken with great emphasis.

not directly related to the act of smearing sh-t on or having sh-t smeared on the t-ts, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing sh-t is on the t-ts.

1 b. something bad.

2. alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after sh-tting on someone’s t-ts.

3. related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.
1. a. “ohhhhh sh-t t-ts, i shouldn’t have done that last night, i don’t think i had a condom.”

1. b. “oh sh-t t-ts! my paper was due this morning!”

2. “sh-t t-ts!”

3. “you don’t know sh-t t-ts about that”
1) the product of the cleveland steamer

2) sh-t smeared all over a girls t-ts for no apparent reason whatsoever
1) after giving leslie the cleveland steamer she craved so much, she had sh-t t-ts

2) while t-ts mcgee was sleeping i sh-t all over her t-ts and smeared it in giving her sh-t t-ts
1. an sudden exclamation of moderate anger, disappointment or displeasure.
sh-tt-ts, i dropped my wallet!

sh-tt-ts my wife left me!
when a girl with gross t-tties attempts to show off side b–b
“hey chip, look at that girls side b–b.”
chip: ” no dude that girl is fugly, she’s sporting some real sh-t t-t right now.”
a bad thing just happened
sh-t t-t! i dropped my phone in the toilet!
a name you would bestow upon a fellow human in which you thoroughly despise and wish to terminate.
“hey there’s mike!”
“f-ck mike. he’s a sh-t t-t.”
1. when ones t-ts have so much sh-t on them you want to barf.

2. a disgusting t-t that is covered in human fecal matter and cannot be licked clean due to poor hygeine methods. sometimes used in scat p-rnos
dude, that sh-t t-t just made me so f-ck
oh my god get that sh-t t-t away from me
im gonna lick that sh-t t-t clean.

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