shit turkey
masturbating during -n-l s-x, and losing your balance, waking up the next morning to a sh-t stained turkey hand print on the bed sheet.
after a long night of boinking his girlfriend in the -ss ol’red jerked his d-ck to get it hard again then lost balance, and regained it by pushing himself up from the bed. in the morning he woke up to find a sh-t turkey on the sheets.
1. a large amount of something.
“dude, i bought a whole sh-t turkey of clothes.”
“i won a whole sh-t turkey of money”
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