shit waffle


leaving a big dump on someone’s laptop keyboard and pushing the screen down, making a sh-t waffle.
beau left his laptop out when he p-ssed out so i left a big sh-t waffle on his computer.
pancake type mix thingy topped with a brown colouring substance. used as an insult or when an error has occured.
devised by a mate of mine, ange.
failed an exam – ah sh-twaffles
this is a derogatory term used for anyone who has commited any sort of offense against you
you sir, are a sh-t waffle
adj – the state of being that results from a high velocity impact with a broad blunt object, such as a wall.

v- the act or occurence of impacting a broad, blunt, object at high velocity
if we had hit that tractor trailer, we’d have been sh-twaffled!

you -ss! you almost sh-twaffled us!
used to describe someone so hot that you would let them sh-t on your waffle and you would still eat it

that chick is a sh-t waffle
dayummmm look at that sh-t waffle!

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