Shit Wagon
(n.) the physical embodiment of raw suckage. when something is so completely cr-ppy that no other words can describe it. the complete opposite of sh-t kicker.
do you read dc comics?
ugh, dc comics? it’s the sh-t wagon.
any kind of deteriorated vehicle, usually the kind that mom and dad make you drive in high school. popular sh-twagons include the chevette, pinto, yugo, festiva, etc.
“you got a car, dude?”
“yeah, but it’s a real sh-twagon.”
a car in p-ss poor condition that not even a hobo would sleep in. usually smells like the county landfill from it’s previous owners’ offspring spilling soda and cr-pping their pants in the backseats. called a sh-twagon because of it’s similarity to what a farmer hauls fertilizer in.
jim’s car is a total sh-twagon.
a derogative name for a police patrol car.
hide in those buses here comes a sh-t wagon.
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