Shit Weight
a person’s weight difference before and after taking a sh-t.
tim: “i weighed 152lbs before i took a sh-t. after dropping my sh-t weight, i weighed 150lbs.”
dennis: “your sh-t weight was 2 pounds?! what did you eat?!”
tim: “some old chinese food and tacos i found in my car.”
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