shitaphobia
a mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant sh-ts. it is caused by a gland in the brain called the ‘sh-tpola’. the sh-topola releases a chemical called ‘cr-pogen’. this is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste sh-t. sh-taphobia is caused when the sh-topola releases too much cr-pogen to the brain
mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: nooo! pls! i cant! im gona get a heart attack if i see another sh-t! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) -holy sh-t my son might have sh-taphobia-
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.
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