shitarded


adj 1.) how something so awesomely stupid breaks that barrier and elevates to the level of becoming sh-tarded.
after parachuting out of a plane that sh-tarded cracker whipped out the bat wing suit and flew back home.
so drunk your sh-t-faced and r-t-rded
d-mn did u see that wh-r- lizette at the party? she can’t handle her licquor at all she puked all over, she was so sh-tarded!
typically, as drunk as one may possibly become.

an adjective used to descride a person that has just left long island’s boardy barn and is probably soaked with beer.
sally and johnny were so sh-tarded that night, one would have thought they just left the boardy barn!
adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one’s hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad’s
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen
he was so sh-tarded he couldn’t talk, walk, or pee.

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