shitastrophe

a catastrophe involving sh-t.
example 1: “i came home and my dog had sh-t all over his kennel. his fur was covered with sh-t and the whole house smelled like sh-t. it was a total sh-tastrophe.”

example 2: “my dog sh-t on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. it was a sh-tastrophe.”
1) a very sh-tty catastrophe, usually due to a f-ck up on the part of one person.
i can’t beleive he wrecked his car and sh-t his pants, what a sh-tastrophe that was.
the sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
“professor smith i just want to appologize for missing last cl-ss. ya’ see i was sitting in the cl-ss before this one and could just feel a sh-t-astrophe brewing. needless to say, i had to run back to my dorm. i’m sure you’ll understand.”
(1) a catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) something that is epically bad.
“that wasn’t a bad speech, that was a f-cking sh-tastrophe!” (2)

“dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!”
“i couldn’t help it, it was a sh-tastrophe.” (1)
when you walk into the toliet stall and the toilet is all stopped up with t.p. and sh-t and almost overflowing.
don’t go into that stall…it’s a sh-tastrophe.
an absolutely colossal catastrophe, bad enough that it’s as if it sh-tted itself.
wow, my applications are turning into a sh-tastrophe! for my family picture, i have to use the pictures they take in disneyland of you screaming on splash mountain….
when a sh-tshow turns into a catastrophe; something gone awry, very awry.
i got so drunk last night that i p-ssed out on the street and woke up with the paramedics trying to revive me because they thought i was dead. it was a total sh-tastrophe.

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