shitbaby

when the volume of sh-t is so tremendous, your b-tt experiences labor pains. men experience no envy about babies, contrary to what some women think, because they p–p like norse gods.
uuuh—uuuuunnngh!!!! g-dd-mn motherf-cker, i just done given birth to a sh-tbaby! it’s a sinking, stinking brown boy! time to go for a swim thar, junior!
a sh-t so big and/or painful, it feels like you have given birth out of your b-tthole.
will you bring me some ice chips and baby wipes? i swear i just had a sh-t baby.
a guy who leads you on in a “relationship”, and then doesn’t have the b-lls to dump you when its over, but uses made up lame excuses instead of saying “its just not working for me any more”, basically treats you like sh-t and can’t end it like a man
sh-t baby told me he heard some things i had said about him, and that was why he wouldn’t answer my calls or texts.
although it happens rarely, it is possible for a woman to become pregnant from -n-l s-x if the s-m-n leaks out of her -sshole and into her c-nt — the term for a child born as such is “sh-tbaby.”
“you’re stupid!”
“yeah, well you’re a sh-tbaby.”
a sh-t-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. let’s just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. when you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.
girl 1: hey girl are you pregnant?
girl 2: nah, i just haven’t p–ped for 3 weeks.
girl 1: oh i see. you have a sh-t-baby.
girl 2: well yes i do.
-noun
the rare and unfortunate occurrence of a bowel movement that crests the leg openings and rear band of an infant or toddler’s diaper, resulting in yellow, curdy staining of a substantial area of the child and his/her clothing (and often furniture, parents, and household pets).

see also sh-tback and sh-tleg
i’d better just give him a bath and throw out his clothes – he’s a complete sh-tbaby.
a baby that is born alive despite no symptoms of pregnancy and/or survived abortion attempts while in the womb.
jen: either my stomach is seriously acting up or i am about to have a sh-t baby.

chad: that’s gross.

jen: seriously, it’s going to be the size of a child. i have to go.