shitbasket
extremely drunk to the point where you do not even remember your own name.
mike: “dude, i don’t even know my own name right now man. i’m just here man!”
dave: “dude, you’re pretty sh-tbasket right now. let me drive you home”
yet another reference to the toilet bowl which you use for your daily (i hope) cleansing.
evan: so then she said… (blah blah blah)
karl: wait! hold that thought, i gotta go to the sh-t basket!
1. the opposite of a gift basket. a basket of cr-ppy gifts that n-body wants.
2. in fantasy football, it refers to a quality for quant-ty trade. one player offers multiple cr-ppy players for a quality one.
1. i put 50 dollar into that raffle and ended up winning a sh-t basket.
2. listen to this sh-t basket that jd offered me! he offered h-ssleback, avant, and spiller for chris johnson. i’d never accept that sh-t!
the name given to scr-p baskets at many large nursing home kitchens that have a somat run-off system.
they are called sh-t baskets because after many uses they start to smell verry bad and often gether alot of junk in them. they are also hard to reach so people ignore them.
originated at a nursing home in newtown, pa.
drew, did you get sh-t baskets yet?” “h-ll no! they smell like a dirty spanish guy who works todays a week!
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