shitbean


1. an ignorant person
2. (s!!) an exclamation of suprise/excitement etc.
3. those little bits that cling to your b-m
1. the sh-tbean gave me decaf instead of regular
2. sh-tbeans!! i won the lottery!
3. its times like these i wish i had a bidet.
someone from oregon. totally replaceable with oregonian, oregoner, oregonite, oregano, and sh-tbean.
1-man, dude, ponch is such a f-cking sh-tbean. look at the sh-t bean over there, being all sh-tbeany.
2-oregon is full of sh-tbeans.
3-‘sh-tbean’. hahahahah.
the opposite of cool beans
used when something doesnt go your way; used for something relatively small or something that doesnt have a huge impact on life
“ah sh-t beans i stubbed my toe”, “sh-t beans they scored”

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