shitbitchdammitassfart
a string of five basic cuss words used by little kids learning how to use foul language. it is pr-nounced as one word, usually said quickly to confuse adults.
little jimmie: i learned a new word today.
mom: really? what is it?
little jimmie: “sh-tb-tchdammit-ssfart!”
mom: that’s nice, son.
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