shitbits
the small pieces of sh-t that are left floating in the toilet after flushing
after eating those tacos i saw more sh-tbits than ever before.
the digital equivalent of “sh-t lit”.
fernando won’t go to the john without his ipad because he has to read some good sh-t bit.
sh-tbits (n)
two or more bits of sh-t. ’nuff said.
guy: dude, that salsa’s really gonna cause an explosion of sh-tbits tonight.
the remnants of sh-t left behind when an incomplete wiping is done after sh-tting.
did you wipe good? you got some sh-t bits smell.
deriving from formerly known ‘krys bits’, small pieces or “bits” of feces in the -n-l area of a female. when present with -sshole hair or ‘scragglers’, dingle-berries are of high possibility.
guy 1: “dude you were dating that chick for forever!”
guy 2: “no man, shes hot in all, but i had to let her loose once i caught sight of her nasty sh-t bits.”
johnny m-ffro had huge poo like moles on his face! he he
two random freckle-molez on jons face that looknlike bad splashback.
see jon
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