shitcake

any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of sh-t.

when eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on sh-t slowly takes over the mind. it’s then spit or swallow time.

sh-tcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on sh-t.
as vlad sat chewing on yorkshire pudding, its sh-tty consistency made itself apparent. the way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on sh-t would be like… this was a sh-tcake alright. however, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a sh-tcake was, one must know what it was like to chew sh-t. he glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done…..
a dried layer of feces remaining on one’s -ss.
you nasty little sh-t cake!
feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found
when i went into the bathroom, a corn-laden sh-tcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.
a funny and inventive alternative to ‘sh-t’. more of a cuss word you’d yell out, perhaps when doubled up in pain, more that in regular conversation because its just too wierd
woman: ‘george, be careful not to tread on that-‘
man: owwwwwwwwww sh-tcakes!
the act of taking a dump then jerking your j-zz on top to ice it like a cake.
big-red went into the toilet to take a sh-t, the guests were then escorted into the bathroom to see the lovely sh-t cake he made.
an offensive or loathsome person.
mr. mcgregor is a sh-tcake – he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.
when something does not go the way you wanted.
“sorry man, you didn’t get it”
“ahhhh sh-t-cakes”

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