ShitCandy


the correct name for skullcandy headphones, because really, they’re f-cking awful.
thirteen year old girl 1: “i need new headphones, i lost my old ones.”

thirteen year old girl 2: “get skullcandies, they come in the koolest kolours!!!!”

person of moderate intelligence: “don’t touch anything made by sh-tcandy, they’re godd-mn awful, and they look as bad as they sound.”

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