Shitclapper
someone who finds it acceptable to sh-t onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. this process causes an almighty explosion of sh-t.
this technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your sh-tclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.
also a perfect word for youtube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.
wife: “darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?”
husband: “no offence dear, but i would rather sh-t onto my hand, and clap.”
youtube troll: “that is the most cruel thing i’ve ever seen, disliked.”
youtuber: “you stupid sh-tclapper! did you watch the entire video??? they weren’t in any danger!”
youtube troll: “sh-tclapper? wow you, i’ll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself.”
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