shitclicker


a person who text messages and/or plays video games on their pda or phone while using a public washroom.
while sitting in a stall at mcdonald’s, my defecating silence was broken when i was joined by another entering the cubicle next to me. to my disappointment, this one was a sh-tclicker. the peace was broken only by his periodic giggle or the incipit clicking of the tiny keys on his blackberry.

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