Shitclock
a clock that ticks to the point of a major downside in your life. a millstone over your head in other words.
sh-t-clock’s ticking, bubbs, for you, your sh-t-rats, and your sh-t-t-rd friends! the sh-t clock is diffidently ticking at my job, i think they will fire me on monday.
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the amount of time you’re in the restroom before people realize you’re taking a sh-t.
i was at this chicks house and i really had to sh-t. i tried to beat the sh-t clock but i didn’t make it. she totally knew.
the alarm that will surely wake you from a pleasant dream and a deep slumber early in the morning so you can go to work at your crummy minimum wage job.
hey al, wasn’t the sound of the sh-tclock this morning about annoying as h-ll?
al, “yes it was”
the amount of time that elapses when you get the urge to have a cr-p and the time you actually get down to business.
the sh-t clock is ticking–time to hit the can!
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