shitcoat
when someone brings you non-bad news, or makes a statement, but then say it in a rude or a slick way, so then it sounds like an insult.
guy #1: “well, well, well. looks like somebody’s momma finally took them shopping.”
guy #2: “bra, are you trying to say you like my fit?”
guy #1: “you know me so well.”
guy #2: “yeah. i know you like to sh-tcoat everything.”
caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.
causes a coating of the underside of the b-lls with sh-t.
tim: what’s with mike. tina won’t give him head anymore and he’s cranky.
bill: well i heard he has a sh-t coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of -ss.
it’s the mess that happens when you have a lose bowel movement or diarrhea and the sh-t splashes back and covers the underside of your b-lls.
jamie: man, your girlfriend won’t blow you anymore
andy: i know. i got this nasty sh-t coat and she gags when she goes down on me.
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