Shitconda


when you take a sh-t so big that it resembles an anaconda and it attacks you from the toilet resulting in almost certain death. the sh-tconda can be avoided by not eating mexican food or meatball subs from subway.
guy#1: did you hear about barry?
guy#2: yeah man he died in the bathroom right?
guy#1: i think he took a sh-tconda and was killed..
guy#2: dude you with this sh-tconda sh-t again, barry’s dead… f-ckin grow up!

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