Shite Hart Lane
tottenham hotspur’s football ground. the home of the most embarr-ssing football team ever to put on a pair of football boots. the actual stadium aint that bad but that might be because it was designed by the same architect,(archibald leitch) who designed highbury and pretty much every other important football stadium in the united kingdom. however, the standard of football played by spurs is pretty diabolical. the -rs-nal usually take the p-ss there and have won the football league twice at spurs in the double winning 1970/71 season and again in 2003/04.
“coming to sh-te hart lane on sat-rday?”
“why not? another easy three points”
“we won the league! we won the league! we won the league! we won the league! we won the league at sh-te hart lane. we won the league at the sh-t hole! we won the league at sh-te hart lane!”…… twice.
-rs-nal fans in the away section
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