Shitemare
1) to find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll
2) any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
1) “aww man. there’s no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. what a sh-temare.”
“i’ve got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is.”
“ted? is that you?”
“it was always me bill, it was always me.”
2) the indian commonwealth games
one step up from a nightmare, bad news, or an annoying person!
“dude, that girl is an absolute sh-temare!”
“the party was a complete sh-temare!”
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