Shiterbate
to go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a sh-t, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating
scott: where is kevin?
andy: oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a sh-t.
scott: oh, he must be going to sh-terbate.
the act of sh-tting and masterbating together; the ultimate time saver
i only have 3 minutes, i have to sh-terbate or else i wont have time.
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