Shitfaced wonder


some idiot who thinks (s)he’s amazing…when they’re drunk.
“there goes mr. sh-tfaced wonder again, trying to impress that model at the end of the bar.”
a) a really ugly person
b) a general insult
c) something to call a defective peice of hardware
a) naruto: hey! shino! look at that sh-t-faced wonder over there!(points to sakura)
sakura:(punches naruto very, very hard)
b) ichigo: g-dd-mnit! keigo, you sh-t-faced wonder!
c) urahara: dammit! my pc is such a sh-t-faced wonder!
a person who you think has a face like sh-t or a general
insult.
person one: i hate you.
person 2: well i hate you to, you sh-tfaced wonder!

bob: that woman over there is a sh-tfaced wonder!
nathan: let’s hope she doesn’t try to kiss us.

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