shitfacedbook
to use facebook while intoxicated. may or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex’s, or total strangers. grammar and logic will likely be poor. similar to a drunk dial.
chris – “dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. what the f-ck?”
spencer – “what? no, i didn’t! oh, wait…yeah, i was sh-tfacedbooking.”
chris – “you f-ck-ss.”
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