Shitfinger
one who cleans out his own -rs-hole with his index finger after he sh-ts in somewhere other than a toilet.
john crick: sh-tfinger!
“www.mysp-ce.com/ur_homie_gangsta”
an insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in sh-t. a synonym for ‘sh-t disturber’.
“way to go sh-tfingers! things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!”
a person who scratches their -ss and smells it
someone whose hands smell like sh-t
get away from me with your sh-tfinger!
stop scratching your -ss you sh-tfinger!
the act wherein someone’s preseence or actions ruins a given situation; especially, but not limited to, sporting events.
steve really sh-t fingered the mets game by watching at the apartment instead of at cailin’s.
scotty really sh-t fingered me when he placed the same bet on the notre dame game.
the result when one’s finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the -n-s during post-defecation cleanup.
this cheap godd-mn toilet paper again? i get sh-tfinger every time i wipe with this.
a wad of toilet paper, tightly twisted into a finger like shape, used to gouge any residual sh-t from your -sshole.
i had a little bit of a t-rd left hanging, so i used a sh-t-finger to take care of it.
1. when everything you touch turns to sh-t.
2. f-cking up at work due to an illness.
“i tried to install that new shelf i bought, but my case of sh-t fingers caused me to put the hammer through the wall instead.”
“i was so out of it from a head cold, i shutdown the san.”
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