Shitflip
a sh-tflip is to attempt to kickflip or heelflip or any other flip but have the board completely fly away from you when you kick thus causing embarr-ssment and making you look like a total dork.
we’ve all done sh-t flips. :d
skater 1: “duuuuuude check out this sweet quad kickflip.”
skater 2: ‘yeah right, lets see it.”
skater 1: -board flies 20 feet away, gets run over by a car-
skater 3: “wow what a loser.”
skater 2: “yeah i know right, that was a total sh-tflip.”
a skateboarding maneuver involving falling on one’s -ss and/or face, is generally very embarr-ssing. immediate side effects are bruises and cuts, long term effects include fractured egos and loss of soul points.
i ollied over that bench and then shipflipped right onto my -ss
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