shitfuck hammerfaced


the state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, mdma, lsd, mushrooms, ketamine, dmt, 2cb, morphine, gbh, dxm or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.
“dude, after i ate that eighth of shrooms, i drank half a bottle of delsym. i was sh-tf-ck hammerfaced.”

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