Shitfuckwanktwatbastard
the most sacred word of the english language, to be used only when the user is in extreme agony.
man: (to wife) could you give me a blowwy?
wife: no, no way.
man: pleeeaase…
wife: oh go on then
-wife begins the deed-
man: come on b-tch, you’ve gotta do better than this! do you want me to come or to drift off into a coma?
-wife bites down hard-
man: sh-tf-ckw-nktw-tb-st-rd!
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