shitfuckwhoremonkey


a word you blurt out when you do not know whats going on or where you are. you are so overwhelmed a plethera of swears and random words just pop out of your mouth.
when your kids are screaming, dog is barking, your cable is off because you sent your bill in late, and you have a flat tire. all that comes to mind is “sh-tf-ckwh-r-monkey!”

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