shitfuse
1. (n.) the capacity of a person to handle or absorb aggravation, i.e. “sh-t.” the implication is that when the “sh-tfuse” runs out, that will be when the proverbial sh-t hits the fan.
2. (v.) to become strongly adhered to a sitting surface, usually due to extreme laziness.
i’m going to go sh-tfuse myself to the couch and watch anime until mom comes home and starts that whole “now that you’re 37 i really think you should start looking for a job” bullsh-t again. man, that’s really starting to burn down my sh-tfuse.
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