shitgoose
a very mystical creature. anyone who has the pleasure of coming into contact with him has an instant need to sh-t. if you are far away from a bathroom you are likely to sh-t your pants.
sh-tgoose is on the loose!!! where is the nearest bathroom??
me: sorry guys i’m going to be late.
friend: why?
me: sh-tgoose stopped over.
when playing an online multi-player first person shooting game like halo 3, the “sh-t goose” player often looks around the map frantically as if he/she is about to pull off the most amazing kill ever seen. the “sh-t goose” is often seen being a try hard, and usually failing at anything admirable. then is called a no-life bk, or bad kid,or randy,or garbage br, or random loser, or randy johnson.
player 1 “oh my god, look at that bad kid over there, being a total sh-t goose”
player 2 “oh yeah, thats just 481. he’s always sh-t goosin’ it”
player 1 “wooooooooow!!! what a try hard sh-t goose”
player 2 “yeah, thats 481 for ya, sh-t goose champion of the world”
affectionate term for ones freinds
1.”dont be a sh-tgoose come out”
2.”sh-tgoose hav’nt seen you for time”
3.(somebody falls of a chair)”ha ha what a sh-tgoose”
sh-t goose (n) – one who comes to a party without liquor, or anything else to share with the population at large. also notorious for drinking too much and getting sick in all the wrong places (your parent’s bedroom).
that sh-t goose vince is coming over! hide the liquor!
a person who is just terrible in all ways of life.
as in when in the movie cky2k they say “welcome to sh-tgoose stadium” and the place is just a cr-phole
someone who thinks they’re a gangster from new york who can’t cook, has hippie parents, wishes he was black, has an imperfect chest, rope-like hair, dresses like a shmo, and who counts jerking off as getting laid.
r.j. brown is the biggest sh-t goose ever! wait, isn’t his name goose sh-t? that’s the way the ladies known him.
a person who takes a sh-t naked and p-sses out on the toilet in the middle of a party
holy sh-t studenski is a f-ckin sh-t-goose
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