shithouse phantom


a mysterious being, whose ident-ty and motives are unknown, who insists on scrawling on the bathroom walls in sh-t. the bathroom may be a public restroom, but is often a bathroom at an professional job.

his brown musings maybe actual words like “h-llo, hi, or t-rd” and yet are often fecal smearings with no discernable message.

who are you sh-thouse phantom? and why have you selected this bathroom as your canvas?!?!
hank: yeah so me and the wife (upon opening bathroom door) holy f-ck the sh-thouse phantom is back again! f-ckin h-ll, charlie, call maintanence would you?

charlie: i mean really, who writes “hi” on the wall in sh-t?

hank: the sh-thouse phantom, charlie. the sh-thouse phantom.

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