ShitKat


a kitkat that is found to contain no wafer and only chocolate.
james reached in the biscuit tin, the gods must have been against him, he had pulled out a sh-tkat.
a melted kit kat
or
a chick who gets into bed with you and soils herself because she nervous
i got in bed with some sh-t kat fat b-tch the other day, it was nasty homez.
a sh-t, cheap -ss supermarket own brand version of a kit-kat. (see also ‘fakeaway’ a cheap imitation of ‘breakaway’
i saw this peasant in asda buying some f-cking sh-t-kats when i was queuing and couldn’t stop p-ssing myself.

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