shitless


1. adj. a state of being, during which one is without fecies

2. adj. used as an expression “scared sh-tless,” referring to being frightened so badly as to cause the spasming of one’s sphincter muscles, causing the bowels to release and resulting in the defacation of one’s pants.

antonym: ‘full of sh-t”
i took so many laxatives last night that i’m currently sh-tless

during that entire movie i was scared sh-tless!
adj. having an absence of faeces in one’s colon, typically due to involuntary discharge of the bowels from extreme fright.
“after hearing what happened to bad little boys at old english preparatory academy, william was scared sh-tless.”
1) the act upon being frightened in which there is nothing (feces, urine, blood, vital organs, ect) within you.

2) reaching a state of no return
1) man, i had diarreah so bad ’til a nudist colony of fat, hairy guys in their 40’s ran by. d-mn, i was scared sh-tless!
when nothing and n-body can disturb, annoy or otherwise anger an individual. they could be said to be sh-tless.
i told lawrence he stank of sh-t and he said ‘sound’

wow lawrence is one sh-tless motherf-cker
derogatory term defining one whose actions or self have been deemed either useless or inappropriate.
“why ain’t y’all workin?! d-mn sh-tless negros!”
– romeo must die
unimportant; petty; trivial
my daily activities consist of sh-tless things like surfing, chatting.

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