Shitlocked
its when you are going to take a sh-t but you have to stop on the way to tighten you -sshole to keep the sh-t from coming out.
i was going to sh-t when i became sh-t locked and had to stop in the middle of the hall at work
when things are going bad and there’s no way out
fred : did you study for that test last night?
george : aww man i forgot
fred : dude your sh-tlocked
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