Shitluck


jason choi ’02, swarthmore college. phi psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.
did you hear that sh-tluck jumped out of a second-story wharton window?
pretty d-mn horrible luck
dude one: hey man someone stole my car!
dude two: man, that’s sh-t luck.
an occurance or series of events of an incredibly f-cked up nature.
guy:i got beat up, girlfriend gave me warts then dumped me, got evicted and fired in the same day and now my dog died!
guy2: sh-tluck.

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