shitnap
n. the act of taking a nap while sitting pants down on the toilet. often happens after a long night of drinking, or just whenever the mood strikes.
v. the act of taking a sh-tnap. -ing,
guy1: “i’m so tired, and i’ve got to take a sh-t.”
guy2: “sh-tnap, dude… sh-tnap.”
guy1: “good call, see you in about 45 minutes.”
the act of locking oneself into a bathroom stall, preferrably the one in the dark corner, and sitting on the bowl and taking a snooze or to just ‘rest your eyes.’
d-mn! i got so wasted last night. i can’t believe i made it into work today. i guess i’ll just go chill in the john for a while; maybe take a sh-t nap.
when you sh-t so hard, you need to nap
when you nap so hard you take a sh-t
what’s wrong with mike? i think he took a sh-t nap
a relaxed state induced from defecating and reading on a comfortable toilet.
i thought megan might have died in the bathroom, but she was only taking a sh-tnap.
n. 1. waking up in the middle of the night with the need to take a sh-t but not wanting to wake up, so you leave the lights off, keep your eyes closed, find your way to the toilet, sit down, sh-t, fall asleep on toilet. see also cr-pnap
wife: “honey, where were you?”
husband: “i took a sh-tnap, dear. go back to sleep.”
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