Shitnick


a dumbf-ck; a f-cknut; someone more worthless than a peso; your semi-r-t-rded brother who likes to f-ck pumpkins.
“close the door, sh-tnick, you’re letting all the flies in!”

“stop f-cking that pumpkin, sh-tnick!”
the action of stealing something of little to no value. most often when hammered or tanked.
“dude, lets sh-t-nick that lamp shade”

“nah, lets sh-t-nick that shoe horn”

next day…
“why the f-ck would someone steal a shoe horn?”

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