short for “sh-t (you) not”
guy 1: seriously?
guy 2: i sh-tn’t
the place that can only be reached once a dm has been successfully slid into and wink emojis are exchanged. ethan- “wow you and that guy have already been on vacation to cheekycity” emma- ” i know we’re basically going out”
- nissan sentra
you’re not quite sure why you got this car. it’s tiny, it has moderately decent mpg, and it’s first gear is impressive, but besides that, you could do better. it serves its purpose moderately well, by getting you to work or serving as your pizza delivery vessel. for those with a hint of balldrop, there […]
fatigue resulting from an excessive consumption of food, specifically carbs and holiday dishes. “that thanksgiving meal was delicious but now i’m super foodtigued. i need a nap.”
someone who is so perfect except for one tiny flaw. tryhard perfectionist man he is such a fłüürrrgæn! i’m a fłüürrrgæn because the only thing i’m bad at is baseball.
- bottle tied
to be so drunk you can’t get an intelligent word out even though you are still conscious. he was trying to talk to that girl but he had so much whiskey he went boomhauer on her. he’s definitely “bottle tied” tonight. he’s lucky if he doesn’t get slapped down cause he won’t shut up even […]