shitpanic
the result of direct, or indirect circ-mstances, or a single situation, that induces panic of extreme urgency. causing one’s behavior to be viewed as or similar to, one attempting frantically to make it to the toilet without sh-tting one’s self. an act of defecating; evacuation from induced trauma
the test results sent him into a sh-tpanic
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