shitpiss


the act of p-ssing and sh-tting at the same time.
“dave was mad at his teacher so he ripped a sh-tp-ss all over his desk when he was at lunch.”
a “sh-t p-ss” is when your doody is so loose you feels like you are p-ssing out of your -ss.
1. it looks like somebody “sh-t p-ssed” all over that toilet.

2. those wings f-cked up my stomach, i’m going to have to “sh-t p-ss” in about a minute.
the act of sh-tting that is of p-ss texture.
dan go so h-rny that she snuck out of his bas-m-nt door just to take a sh-tp-ss on the first pair of t-ts he could find.
liquid sh-t
i took a huge sh-tp-ss all over that b–tchs fupa and it smelled
a sh-t-p-ss, performed by a male, is when he pees in the sh-tting position.
my leg is broken, i can’t stand up while i pee. i’m going to have to take a sh-t-p-ss.
the combination of two swear words to show double the frustration.
“that hurt f-cking sh-tp-ss”
sh-tp-ss is a runny t-rd that usually catches you off guard with its speed, also see p-sssh-t.
i just had a sh-tp-ss all over the wall.

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