shitplatypus
a big t-rd that spalshes you on your -sshole
ahh sh-t that sh-tplatypus just left a wet ring on my boxers!!
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south high marathon dance, which takes place in south glens falls new york. this dance has taken place for 77 years and first raised 1500 dollars. in 2010 the dance raised over 283,000 dollars for 24 recipients in the local small town. they dance for 28 hours straight, and is the best high school marathon […]
- The Cyr
a drinking tool that involves pbc pipes in an l-shape with a peice of tubing that runs through it. a bottled beverage is then placed upside down onto the pipe with the tube inside, a fellow drunker then blows into the tube, shooting the beer down your throat. “dude, i tried the cyr last night […]
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the feeling you get after you get out of the shower and it feels like you just stepped out into antarctica because it’s so cold. mom! where’s my towel i’m engaged in a shower blizzard right now!
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when one has explosive diarrhoea accompanied by violent bouts of vomiting. an individual alternates between sh-tting and vomiting. peter was sitting on the toilet, with his pants around his ankles dealing with severe diarrhoea, when a sudden bout of nausea forced him to stand, twirl & hurl.
- venema
an enema performed using venom (usually from snakes) instead of water. can be used as an expression that signifies getting extremely and painfully screwed. -“bob’s into some scary sh-t, last night he tried to give himself a venema” “jesus, he’s lucky to be alive!” -“so not only was the b-tch cheating on me with my […]